Comets Smell Disgusting, And Soon That Smell Can Be Yours

Comets Smell Disgusting, And Soon That Smell Can Be Yours

Have you ever wondered what a comet smells like? Of course you have, we all have. Well now, science has the answer. They smell like cat’s piss, as well as rotten eggs and bitter almonds. What exactly is that like, you wonder? Worry not, scientists are turning it into a perfume.

Colin Snodgrass has a plan to lather this new scent on postcards and send them far across the planet so that everyone and anyone has the chance to take a whiff. The Royal Society exhibition in London is going to hand out these scented postcards for free in the coming summer, just in case you’re not lucky enough to stumble across one of them yourself.

As for why comets – or at the very least the comet known as Rosetta’s Comet aka 67P – smells this way, that can be chalked down to the ammonia, hydrogen sulphide and hydrogen cyanide the Rosetta team’s Philae lander detected on the surface. But we can reasonably expect other comets to be similarly disgusting. As unpleasant as our planet earth can smell from time to time, it’s sweet as a rose compared to pretty much every other celestial body out there. So breathe deeply and gratefully, readers.

My name is Jamie O'Flinn. I am a 24-year-old writer living in the West Midlands. I received a degree in Professional Writing in 2012, and am pleased to report a total lifetime earnings of 50p so far. Earned when I was 8. Selling a story about yoghurt to my literacy teacher.

When not being NRM's star contributor, I'm either gaming, drawing, blogging or trying to shill my bad leprechaun novels to wary agents. There's also a webcomic I've been meaning to do. Maybe. One day.

I'm also delightfully autistic, which grants me special powers. Like tinnitus, and occasional sudden blindness.