QR Code Condoms Let You Check-in To Show Where You're Getting It On

To those who are experiencing the perilous winters of sexlessness, things are about to get worse.  And to those who feel the urge to socially exclaim their moments of procreation, your prayers have been answered.  A batch of 50,000 condoms have been emblazoned with QR codes on the wrappers, to allow people to check-in anonymously, as a geotagged badge of their sexual activity.