The Empire Reminds You Celebrating "May The 4th Be With You" Is A Crime
So "May the Fourth" is around the corner, and a huge celebration of all things Star Wars is imminent. However, in a recently launched attack ad, the Galactic Empire gives the world a friendly reminder that any celebration in support of the Rebellion, Jedi, or any traitors to the Dark Side is a crime.
The video, paid for by The Emperor's Committee to Destroy May the 4th, explores all areas of the celebration including cosplay, the force and explosive social media trends, presents counterpoints to all they oppose, branding any celebration of May The Fourth as dangerous and immoral.
Remember kids, say "no" to May the Fourth.