250,000 leaked government documents.  There was always going to be something that was out of the ordinary.  US diplomats call Kim Jong-Il a "flabby old chap," and someone who had "physical and psychological trauma" from a stroke.  Kazakhstan's Prime Minister dances "animatedly," alone on a stage in Chocolat in full view of the club's patronage.  Kim Jong-Chol would prefer to play WoW than follow in Daddy's footsteps and run North Korea.  The Duke of York: "The Americans don't understand geography. Never have. In the UK, we have the best geography teachers in the world!"

Smacktalkers and a drunk.  Democracy wins.