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From The Guys Who Brought You 'Date A Gamer' Comes Shag A Gamer.com!

 

From everyone's favourite gamer dating site (not entirely verifiable) Date A Gamer comes a new match-up website dedicated to just one thing: bringing together geek gamer boys and girls for, in their own words, a “quick shag”. Chivalry really might be dead...

Not that you'd expect anything less, of course, from a website appropriately titled 'Shag A Gamer.com', nor would we expect much more with a targeted audience whose crowning sexual experiences will likely have been the result of a Friday night alone with a brand-new copy of Bayonetta. Phwoar.

“Welcome to Shag a Gamer,” so the site's introduction goes. “The biggest adult dating site on the net'Ready for commitment?' The site comes from the makers of the dating website Date A Gamer. that lets gamers and geeks meet up for no-strings attached sex. We play host to thousands of single gamers who want nothing more than a quick shag. If you're feeling lonely or you want a like minded companion tonight – this is your site.”

It continues, “Our site is perfect for people who don't want commitment and just want to blow off some steam. Joining Shag a Gamer is easy and users get full access to our database of hot gamer girls and guys who are looking for another gamer to shag. If you want to have sex with a gamer then look nowhere else.”

Presumably, the kind of gaming girls and boys on the site don't quite live up to the really, really, really ridiculously good looking underwear models on the log-in page. Still, we can dream right!? We can also only fire ideas to the site's owners to incorporate some achievement/trophy-like rewards for scoring with the site's own members. 'Meet up': 5G. 'Have a one-night stand': 50G. You laugh but you'd have to imagine it's a least been considered. Quite what you get from the £19.99 a month subscription otherwise we couldn't say. Heck, that's more than half a years' worth of Xbox Live.

Richard Birkett