Emotion Engineer returns tonight at 5pm GMT – playing Bully (Canis Canem Edit) on PlayStation 2, as passive revenge against my old school bullies.

With my taste in music, hair length and general angst at the time, I was an easy target for school bullies – which is what made Rockstar Games’ Canis Canem Edit such a tempting prospect.

I was never going to be strong enough or socially adept enough to defend myself, so thrashing this game was my vengeful outlet.

So, come and join me, as I take a deep dive into my childhood with plenty more 00s emo deep cuts, PS2 gaming and good chat.

Continuing to indulge my love for dogs, I’m working on a special announcement for the stream next week. But in the meantime, I dedicate this week’s to Waffles.