Honest to God, we were expecting either it all to blow up or a Transformer of some variety, as it seems that the marketing department at ASUS have just drunk a little too much Bay in a Can.

There seems to have been a lot of cracking ads recently that stand out from the tosh, primarily for Sony and Microsoft, so ASUS decided to give it a crack and released an ad for the new EeePad Transformer 2.  Words can't describe how awesomely over-the-top this personification of over-dramatising something that really isn't that dramatic really is!  You just have to see it for yourself, and then feel forced by the overwhelming sense of action-movie euphoria you feel; but yet really shouldn't for a Tablet commercial.  And that's before hearing about the NVIDIA Tegra 3 quad-core processor: Tasty!

Watch below and prepare for awesome-ticity.